$HARD
Life in Hard Mode
🚀 Buy Now!Meet Edgar—life's favorite punching bag. Disabled, Black, Jewish, and gay, he's basically playing life on 'Impossible' mode.
Contract Address
Coming Soon...
Meet Edgar
Living life in Hard Mode
About $HARD
He's the poster boy for 'It Could Always Be Worse'—a living, wheeling, emotionally crumbling reminder that yes, somehow, it CAN.".
Maximum Difficulty
Edgar's playing life on the hardest setting possible. Every day is a boss battle.
Perpetual Grin Protocol
The smile stays on whether he's conscious or not. Factory setting, probably.
Diversity Champion
A DEI Nightmare
Meme Potential
When life gives you this much material, you make a memecoin.
The Edgar Story
Edgar was born with Down syndrome, a wheelchair, and a triple minority status—life's way of saying "Try me, bitch." Yet somehow, against all odds, he's still here—grinning like he knows a secret (probably that life can't kill him without getting sued).
$HARD isn't hope. It's a rage quit in token form. While normies cruise through life on "Story Mode," Edgar's been stuck in permadeath hell since day one. But here's the twist: the more the universe tries to break him, the harder we meme.
Tokenomics
A zero-presale launch with hyper-targeted marketing $HARD pump!
Early buyers win; everyone else chases
Token Stats
Distribution Breakdown
Token Distribution
Edgar gets the scraps, as usual
Fair Launch Promise
$HARD launches like Edgar lives - with absolutely no advantages. Because what's the fun in that? 88% goes to you degens - someone's gotta carry this like Edgar carries his trauma. 10% for targeted marketing so your timeline drowns in $HARD hype—cex listings, trending hashtags, and merciless shilling until resistance is futile. And Edgar? He gets 2%. That's 200% more than life ever gave him.
No VC cuts, no pre-sale bullshit. Marketing funds will be used a per the roadmap below, to fulfill our vision of making $HARD a blue chip meme coin. Welcome to the $HARD reality.
Roadmap
Edgar's journey from rock bottom to... well, slightly above rock bottom. Every milestone is an uphill battle, but that's what makes it interesting.
The Struggle Begins
- Token contract deployed
- Initial community building
Targetted Marketing
- Marketing campaign launch
- KOL outreach
- Paid ads on Social Media
Against All Odds
- Major exchange listings
- Edgar NFT collection
- Community events
Hard Mode Victory
- Global Recognition
- Mobile game development
- Edgar merchandise line
The Long Game
$HARD is forever - like his wheelchair, like systemic discrimination, like that one uncle who still thinks conversion therapy works. The devs aren't selling because we're not idiots - you don't cash out when someone else's suffering is your best marketing strategy. Every dip just makes the meme stronger, every crash just proves our point. Edgar's in this for life. You're in this till you die or develop a conscience, whichever comes first.